13 January 2011

::Success of Marriage::

mr google

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'.  

Editor: "Sir, It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"   

Husband recalling
 his old honeymoon days said:  "We had been to Simla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. 

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said, "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride.

After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said, "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!   

I shouted at mywife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"   

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"   

Husband: "That's it.. We are happy ever after."

>>> haha..terkujat si hasben..erkk..boleh jadi tips untuk kaum isteri ke nih??
 
 

10 comments:

My Little Diary said...

salam,

:D
lebih baik jangannn...

sahromnasrudin said...

itu tips ke??? boleh kne darah tinggi tue huhuhuhuhh

nurkass said...

rima > w'salam..hehe..tragis2..

sahrom > haha..tak taulah..adoihh..otomatik darah tinggi ek..haha

white rose said...

hahaha...
tips mane la akak cekau nih...

bole bikin darah tinggi...
miahahaha...

Afida Anuar said...

Hehe...

saikonya bini dia...

ptut la tak pernah ada conflict, laki dia takut rupanya..hahaha

nurkass said...

white rose > hehe..leh kena sawan..

afida > adehh..terkujat laki dia..

ieda said...

heheheh tips ke nie ??? adehhhh

nurkass said...

kak ieda > hehe..jgn kak ieda..jangan..hehe

ummu said...

he he,senyum sorang2 akak ni.
anak2 pun tanya nape..
:)

nurkass said...

kak ummu > haha..jgn ikut tau..hehe